Author of quotes: Andy Weir. Page 1



However, as the saying goes, better safe than sorry.
№ 250395   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 10:46
They say no plan survives contact with reality.
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As a chemist, Vogel knew how to make a bomb. In fact, a large part of his training was devoted to how not to do it by mistake.
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It's not as bad as it seems. That is, I'm still in the ass. Just not as deeply.
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"Use the laptop!" - that was my original plan. ...
He died instantly. The screen went dark before I could get out of the gateway. It turns out that the letter "W" in the LCD means "liquid". I guess the screen froze or boiled off. You might consider writing a review: "Ordered the laptop on the surface of Mars. He stopped working. 0/10".
№ 221673   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 11:28
[12.04] JPL: We'll call nerds for a detailed discussion of your work. We are talking about your life, so we want to check it out. 900th Sol this is great news. We will have much more time to prepare for the mission supplies. Also, please watch your language. Every word is broadcast live to the whole world.
[12.15] WATNEY: Look! Boobs! - > (.Y.)
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Frankly, I think you're a supervillain. You're a chemist, you have a German accent and a base on Mars... it All fits!
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What it's like Wenk? - asked the Director of NASA. - Mark is stuck there. He thinks that he is the one that we left him. How it affects the psyche?
He turned his face to Venkat:
- I'd like to know what he was thinking.
Journal entry: 61st Martian day.
And how can Aquaman control whales? They're mammals! The delusion of some kind.
№ 212173   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 14:00
It may be worthwhile to write a review about the product "take out the laptop on the surface of Mars, it stopped working. A rating of 0/10".
№ 208395   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 11:28
In the face of death people want to be heard. They don't want to die alone. Maybe he just wants to reach the transmitter MVM to death to talk to real people. As soon as he loses hope, he will no longer be concerned with survival. The only goal will be the radio. And after that, he may prefer starvation easy outcome. In the medicine Cabinet "Ares" enough morphine for a lethal dose.
№ 206698   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 10:30
Yes, of course, duct tape works almost in a vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere and everywhere. Duct tape is a gift from the gods, she needed to worship.
№ 197033   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 19:04
It is terrible when your life depends on your own crooked hands.
№ 184903   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 10:49