Author of quotes: Alexander Tsypkin. Page 1

- You have a good head cypkin, but the assholes, I'm sorry for obscene word, no! And to achieve something in life, the ass needed!
- Excuse me, but why?
- Sorry to sit on it and cram!

One of the most important qualities of a really close person - to feel when he needs to be away from you.

How touching to watch a couple in a cafe. Kiss, but put the phone screen-down, and leaving the toilet, take them with you.

Nice when a man trying to get past of him the woman begins to give outrageous bouquets. It is as if the wife in response to the proposal to divorce washed all the dishes and washed the shirt.

Talking about excessively early entry into sexual life. One of the participants so wisely defended his position (I do not remember, by the way, what kind) that I started to lose. As a last measure decide to resort to cheap shock value. I thought, at least time will win. Looking into his eyes hitherto unknown to me the woman and swelling from the nerve, ask:
- Well, that's how you lost your virginity?
- In ten evenings.

How can a country in which nearly all through the ass, so eager to fight the propaganda of homosexuality?

I thought that love, like sciatica do not in time will SAG, and all the snaps.

We with zeal and stubbornness trying to change it is those who accept us for who we are.

I wonder how many times in the history of the phrase "Want to be alone" does NOT mean "I Want to be with you"?

Better long to find "his", after all this time to remake "alien", which for someone can be a "his" without castration and tuning.

The social network - a demo version of our afterlife: no bodily sensations, but all this excitement! But in reality there is nothing, only your account and other accounts, which can be neither to kiss nor to strike...