Author of quotes: Seth MacFarlane
You got a lot of nicknames, one of them - "a Vatican Assassin". Charlie, the Vatican does not have assassins, when they want to shut someone's mouth, then they just buy the kid ice cream and telling him, "Jesus will kill you if you told anyone!".
Quote Explanation: Referring to Charlie sheen
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MegaMozg 07-09-2018 / 02:13
Please Welcome Larry King. Being a great leader, he always knew when he was going to retire, but for some reason decided to stay for 20 years.
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MegaMozg 07-09-2018 / 02:02
Donald trump's very big ego. When he bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines that fingering.
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MegaMozg 06-09-2018 / 19:19
