Author of quotes: Jon Lovitz



According to the Torah, Charlie sheen is a Jew. Not because his mother is a Jew, but because CBS paid him $ 50 million and he still sued them in court.
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№ 342292   Added MegaMozg 07-09-2018 / 02:15
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We partied after the super bowl. A bunch of hot Chicks showed up, I looked and saw among them his ex-wife. Fits Charlie and says, "Pick slut". The first time I cried and came at the same time. Okay, just kidding, not for the first time.
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№ 342291   Added MegaMozg 07-09-2018 / 02:14
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