Author of quotes: Dorothy Connelly



The funeral of the more fun weddings. So I would say my mom when I was little. More colors, wittier conversation, the food tastes better and the drinks much better.
№ 345504   Added MegaMozg 02-10-2018 / 04:06
Frankly, now I least wanted to see their relatives. The best of them, precious cousin Freddie, succinctly described the properties of our clan, seeing that, had he decided to do his mother, the parent would have responded something like: "Damn, son! I hope you sprung for the funeral!"
№ 345498   Added MegaMozg 02-10-2018 / 03:14
Three crows sat in a row -
Jenny, Gentle, Rosemary, -
About the murder saying,
From dawn to dusk.
Knight John, beautiful and young -
Jenny, Gentle, Rosemary, -
Was his wife killed,
From dawn to dusk.
Quote Explanation: English folk ballad "the Three ravens" from "the Tales of Mother Goose".
№ 345497   Added MegaMozg 02-10-2018 / 03:13
It is much easier to see people only from a certain direction, extolling to the skies, weaving through the black one and the other. But most of us good and evil are mixed, as in a vinaigrette.
№ 345495   Added MegaMozg 02-10-2018 / 03:11
Started a sheep farm in New South Wales. Now he has two. Sheep, of course, not the farm, and, assuming its of good luck, both creatures are probably infertile.
№ 345494   Added MegaMozg 02-10-2018 / 03:10
The landlady is one of those shadowy beings, which it is impossible to track down when a leaky faucet, but which will certainly materialists on the threshold of your home on the day of receipt of rent.
№ 345493   Added MegaMozg 02-10-2018 / 03:09