Author of quotes: Kafka Asagiri



Dazai-kun once said, "Tasaku completely absent ulterior motives, this is not easy to get used to, but gradually it becomes like a balm for the soul." I think I'm starting to understand what he was talking about.
№ 347148   Added MegaMozg 18-10-2018 / 17:05
- Where foot hurt? - I asked, thinking to himself that surely this was a consequence of terrible bloodshed.
- Read a book "How not to get hurt from negligence" and landed in a drain.
The reason turned out to be surprisingly banal.
- And a hand?
The car hit a cliff.
And the forehead?
- Tested way to kill yourself by smashing your head on the corner of tofu.
- You hurt yourself on tofu?
I have prepared it according to the original recipe to give hardness. Salt removed the moisture, giving a load... And everything in the kitchen. He eventually became so dense that they could hammer nails, but I became the main expert on cooking tofu in the entire organization!
One of the five leaders is studying tiourine... Small modest gangsters did not understand what was going on in the minds of big bosses.
№ 347147   Added MegaMozg 18-10-2018 / 17:04