Author of quotes: Yana Glushchenko

- Our neighbors are a young family of it specialists and employees of the Bank.
- Left - alcoholics. Right - addict. Bottom - brothel. Bingo!
- In the courtyard has everything you need: benches, sidewalks, and even a little Park.
- Mushroom and missiles. Under the mushroom sitting neighbors on the left and a rocket running around the neighbors to the right.

- The facade of our new home is fully insulated and painted in a single color.
- Around the house that were insulated separately. Not a house, and a rainbow. Nick, you can't insulate in blue color, otherwise we will have an LGBT home.

Our homes passed in the beginning of the year and there is still the smell of fresh repair.
- Our house was built at a time when Che had just been born. Therefore, in the entrance the smell.

- Sasha, we have a paper wedding. Sasha, this is a very important anniversary for every family! After all, the more paper there will be no wedding! Because then the wedding is leather, linen, glass, wood, tin...
- Is that an order for materials or what?

In our store every second buyer twenty percent skidochku. We have a very large selection of colors. There is a monster, there is a hyacinth, there is a hydrangea. But what flower describes your wife?
- Well, actually I have the monster still that... But when I drink, it is generally monstera giatsintova... And mother-in-law to me all the time what makes hydrangeas!

- I was prescribed vitamins to strengthen the immune system. Very convenient that the recipe is printed immediately on the printer.
- That bastard! Anyway you wrote it, and now I can't understand what it is? Me the last time three pharmacies in your prescription different drug is sold.

- Quickly and kindly issued an electronic medical record.
- It turned out that to apply for a grant it flowers. Berries - to a medical card.

In front of me a queue of two people, it's about fifteen minutes of waiting.
- Turn such that today, or take the house or in the office is a sarcophagus with Pirogov.

- Took my purse and credit card, just in case, the insurance policy.
- I bought the cognac, chocolates with liqueur, and in any case took the money. Suddenly the doctor was a teetotaler.

- What's your wife's bust size? <...> And I need Cup size. Look, if a European manufacturer, it means there is a size A, B, C. This is the first, second, third. And if the American manufacturer, everything is in inches.
- Oh, Baba, what are you actually crazy? I choose the bra, and not a space ship!

- For whom do we pick?
- For my wife.
- Let us, then, to determine. you exclusive or for each day?
- You know, I wish it was exclusive and at the same time every day. Well, that just bought and a year enough.