Author of quotes: Rustam Reptilians

- I have for you two news: one good, the other bad. With what to begin?
- Start with the bad.
I forgot good.

№ 380062 Added MegaMozg 08-10-2019 / 03:36

- You won't even let me go to the window!
Because you can see someone else's man!
- What outside our window doing some strange man?
He looked that you not looked out the window, silly woman!