Author of quotes: Martti Larni. Page 2

A Christian man who sincerely loves all those who do not hate.

The best means from dandruff - a guillotine.

I very well understand people who are in a boring society, yearn for the solitude and removed for a moment to the toilet.

Man marries Bertha only because thinking about Greta and can not take over Martha.

Every man is ready to propose to a woman passion for two weeks, instead it requires two years of passion, twenty years of love and a lifetime of admiration.

Photos, and love is best manifested in the dark.

He loved birds and children. The doves signify peace, and the children bring their parents tax cuts.

Love to buy, but nevertheless it has to pay.

Her beautiful outfit was similar to a good toast is long enough to highlight all the basic and short enough so that the public has not lost interest.

Jerry looked into her face. It was a puppet and commonly beautiful.

- We were lucky - said Bobo.
- Now let's eat and get drunk.
- We have no money - sigh Bobo.
- Pay psychology...

All in a hurry to get away from the rush.

People gathered together to much to feel alone.

If you want to get rid of the pain and to forget about the small troubles, buy a tight shoes or get married.