Author of quotes: Mikhail Saltykov-Shchedrin. Page 3

And will you pay me a tribute, ' continued the Prince, - one sheep arku will bring the sheep to me otpishu and Arco afford to leave; one penny going to happen, he broke his machetero: one part give it to me, another me, to me again the third, and the fourth a leave. When I go to war - and you go! And to others nor do not care to what!

You can only tell yourself that the past is over and that will start something new, something they'd defend themselves, but which it is impossible to interrupt, because it will come by itself and will call tomorrow.

Foolovites was also canny. Energy action, they with great resourcefulness he opposed the energy of inaction.
- What do you want with us! - said one, - you want - cut in pieces; want of porridge eat, and we don't agree!
- With us, brother, don't take it! - others said, - we are not that other, which body had grown! Us, brother, and colournote nowhere!
And stood while on his knees.

It later turned out that a civilization that, having drunk behind the rebellion, destroyed the former mayor of Urus - CPUs - Kildibaev. But since then many years have passed, and neither the mayor did not care about restoring it.

Ivanov did not die, but was dismissed because his head, in consequence of the gradual prosyhanija brain (from irrelevance in their use), went in an embryonic state.

- And what, your Excellency, ' he said cheerfully - if we find a man?
- How do you mean... man?
Yeah, a simple man... what is common are men! He would have us now, and the bull would be filed, and grouse would be imposed, and fish!
- Um... guys... but where can I get this guy, when he's not there?
- As no man - the man is everywhere, one has only to look for it!

- As, for example, do you think, why the sun rises first, and then it comes, and not Vice versa?
- Strange man you are, your Excellency; but you first get up, go to the Department, they write, and then go to sleep?

Who would have thought, your Excellency, that human food, in its original form, flies, swims and grows on trees? said one General.
"Yes," replied the other General, is to admit, and I still thought that the bread in the same form are born, how their morning coffee is served.

The idea of the Fatherland is the same for all fruitful. Honest it inspires thought about the feat, dishonest - warns against the many infamies of which without it, would no doubt be committed.

Medical science popularitywith disease, making them available to the public.

I think how they will follow in the Nativity scene that this? After all, it is the case that there is only once step away - then we honor the maiden and can not be undone! Look for it then Yes fistulas!
- They really need it!
- Anyway... For girls it is even possible to say that the first treasure... Who then kind something for yourself take?
- Today, mother without a husband is like my husband and I live. Now over those of religion laugh. We got to the Bush, were married under a Bush and the hat. This they called civil marriage.

Yes, we are here to philosophize crafty, and so count up, and that'll try, and God at once, in a moment, all of our plans - considerations to dust you will pay.

... Is a prayer pleasing is the prayer objectionable. Pleasing reaches, and objectionable - still, what it is, what it is not. <...> People pray about everything because he is all you need. And butter, and cabbage need, and pickles - well, in a word, everything. Sometimes even what is not necessary, and he at the weakness of human needs. EN God above knows better. You had the butter please, and he'll cabbage or onion will give; you a bucket Yes a cushy pohodke fussing, and he'll rain but with Hradec send. And you have to understand it and not to grumble.

- .. Great for us the grace of God!
- And I that speak? God, mother, everything. It's way more wood for heat, and provisory for food - all of it. We think that all by yourself, on your money purchased, and what a look, Yes look, but will make an all God. And if he doesn't want, nothing is gonna happen.