Character: Gena Bukin. Page 1

- You need to set aside money for a rainy day.
- What are of other days?

- Don't go anywhere, Lena Wake up!
- Dash, what the hell?! Why do we live this woman?
- Because she's lonely, she's our best friend and she's paying us a Grand a month!

- Oh, you evil jealous Goblin! Want to fuck my own wife on her birthday? Are you capable of any dirty trick?!
- No, I will not even kiss on a dare!

Yes nonsense. Yes I will beat her record tomorrow. Well, or the day after tomorrow! Or... I'll play, unless you run... well, I mean, victory.

I'll be gentle and quick. You are garbage.

I love it when a girls Tits shake
I love it when the money is in hands swim
I love it when kids not at home,
I love it when a free toilet,
I love it when the wife is gone forever,
I love when delicious food,
I love beer, champagne, caviar
And I hate this game!
- If you want us to laugh heartily - look Gene in the pants.

- Yes, Gene, I'm going to be a father, what do you say?
- What do you say? You Khan! You're dead, your life is over, congratulations!
- Come on, Gene, they're great! Well, you just imagine: the first ASU, the first "dad" first steps...
Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes... And now you imagine how many nights are you going to unload the cars, to earn his diapers, and he will be deeply nakakat on your efforts. And in a literal sense.

Is your immature son allows himself. He still sticks to everyone there beauties!
Thank You, Gena!
But that's not the worst. This morning he molested a woman who looks like a man!

Gene, do you know the parents sent us a gift with the inscription: "Welcome to the family!"
- Can send them in response to my socks with the inscription: "this is you, not the wedding!". Tonight I saw our former future son-in-law at a strip bar - he's a dog, Dasha!
- Oh, come on, Gene! You're also permanently stuck in a strip bar, so what? You're not cheating on me.
- I is a special case! A strip bar for me, as the Museum I go there, admire, lust after, envy, cry, but I'm not cheating!
- Oh, come on, Gene! They're not even husband and wife!
They are the groom and the bride are one and the same. No turning back - behind the joy, fun, partying, in front of despair, hopelessness, servitude, well, it is time to understand!

Boobs, beer and grub are our best friends!

- Where are the children?
- Bottle of vodka and two Horny teenagers.

Gene, why did you hit me with a Shoe?
Because our cash register is screwed!

A duty nurse in my room was the fat girl. She had often came to my shop, but then stopped. Because one day she walked in and asked for something that will visually reduce her feet. And I told her a little bit more to build up the ass. She remembered about it... We laughed together... And then she chose the enema, thick with the boa, and for a second I remembered what it means: "our outraged minds are Boiling".

- We're costulae, and every time you come back... Why are you doing this?
Why? Why the climber climbs the highest peak? Why sailor alone swims in the ocean? Why the trainer is in a cage by a hungry predator. Don't know? All of these actions one reason, dude.
- The type of pride?
- No. Type women. I'm an idiot! You are all idiots. Yes, because we men. And women twist us as they want, since kindergarten, when asked to eat a caterpillar and ending with: "Dear and do my back, as you like it".
And we eat! And three! And so it was, and always will, because we - men and women. And they will always push us to stupid actions, and we will be forever to make them! Tell me: have you ever skated on skis?
- No.
Then you will be. If your girl wants it.
And here you are rolling head over heels from mountain, crack or skiing, or bones, crashed into a tree, and jump as if nothing had happened, shouting: "All right!" And they know that not everything is in order, I know, but seemed not to notice any of these spots in the snow, no piece of ski sticking out of your ass. You see, while there are women, we are going to do these stupid things to impress women a great experience. That's why I'm here. That's why you're here. That's why they're all here.