Character: Gena Bukin

- I sell to Iran. They make chemical weapons there.

“Not a bad idea, but wrong.

- Gena, you're lucky. And there's nothing wrong with that.
- Probably. Do you know what could be worse than Bukin, who is lucky?
- A book in a thong who is lucky.
- Not a bad idea, but wrong.

- Hey, you kids. Why doesn't the remote work?
- Dad, I'm certainly not an electrician, but in my opinion the remote does not work because there is no TV.

- Gene, you know what will help me fall asleep?
- I know. An accurate blow to the jaw.

If they survive after your mother burst swimsuit, divorce, they just survive.

What do you want here?
- We with Lena wanted to wish you happiness and health! Well, rather, Lena wanted to wish you to fall face first into his shoes and gasping, and I, happiness and health!

- You are forever you don't like anything!
- Starting with you.

Threats will not help, I'm married!

- Yes, you do not fret, we often have customers such as you. What size bra you like for your guy?
- No, you misunderstand, I'm not the guy. We're married, not to each other, on women.
- Yes, if I were gay, I'd pick someone prettier.
On something mean?
- You do not excite me.

Don't want to hurt you, but I have to, because I'm your relative.

Oh, come now... Only once relaxed, lost control, now pay the rest of your life!
- Come on, dad, don't be so upset, everything has a good side! Not too long you got left till the end of life!

Can anyone please tell me how this happened?
- Well, I can... See: the egg is firmly attached to the wall of the ovary, the sperm after two or three days of sailing penetrates the egg and fertilizes it. Next comes the stork brings the baby.

- We are discussing breast augmentation in pregnant women!
Congratulations, Len. You might have to buy your first bra.
- Who would have said to Gene, because judging from the stories of Dasha, you should know that size is not important!