Character: Kuzmich

- Vodka was good that he left?
- And what it still happens?!

- So how much vodka you have left on the adjacent territory?
Sixteen boxes......
- How much?!
Or rather for fifteen...
- So it will be...
- Ogogo...
- You could have just said, and that left a little! Precisely the place can you show me?
Can.
- The place is dull, there is better to come on a boat, on a submarine.
- The "Little One".
- How do you know? Well it's a state secret!
- So last year went to the island to pick berries on it!

- What you suggest is called a diversion, you know? In any country, it is called commando operation!
- Terminology we will not question! We only get...

Well Done, Semenov! If not for you, we'd be up the morning of the ravioli sculpted.

I'm not an enemy of your health! Cultural know how to relax!

- Kuzmich! Why are you always in Eastern mysticism. It is impossible for us, in Russian?
- If in our opinion, no health is not enough!

- What are you, Kuzmich, Finnish learned?
- Who of Finnish learned?
- Well, he speaks Finnish...
Who speaks Finnish?
Well, he's Finn!
- Who is Finn?
- I!

- It is now fashionable to keep strange animals. That's our constable Kiryukhin has got himself a Koala and eucalyptus now seats on the plot. Koalas passion as eucalyptus leaves love. Kiryukhin tried of course eucalyptus tincture to permeate our domestic birch leaves, but that in any.
- Hmm... In Russia, thank God, fools a hundred years in store.