Movie: Peculiarities of national fishing

The dumpling around the head. Food, at first glance, unassuming, but very useful. And it is important to observe the proportions. This applies particularly to the test. And then these dumplings can eat up to a hundred. Without consequences for your health.

- Mikhalych, is harmful in the water so long to be - and you can get sick...
- All illness is from lack of culture. Water is the cradle of intelligent life. I'm just going back to the origins of life... receiving from this unspeakable pleasure...

- Strange... no bread. And alcohol is not seen.
Is a shop for motorists. Driving do not drink.
And don't eat bread either, huh?

Is it our fault that we were born in Russia? And we need sometimes is a little to not lose the ground beneath your feet, the feeling of the Motherland, peace: quiet river, a small forest lake and simple tackle.

- Ahem. Kuzmich, what should think intelligent people read this?
- Intelligent people, by the way, in the transformer box with flowers, do not go!

But it was ravioli.
- Well, they're dumplings!
- Yes, but it's ravioli!
- Mikhalych - it - Poel-me-not. And then everything else. Mikhalych, well, it's dumplings!..
- M-Yes, ravioli...

- Vodka was good that he left?
- And what it still happens?!

- So how much vodka you have left on the adjacent territory?
Sixteen boxes......
- How much?!
Or rather for fifteen...
- So it will be...
- Ogogo...
- You could have just said, and that left a little! Precisely the place can you show me?
Can.
- The place is dull, there is better to come on a boat, on a submarine.
- The "Little One".
- How do you know? Well it's a state secret!
- So last year went to the island to pick berries on it!

- Semenov, are you an idiot?
- What is similar?
- Very!

- What you suggest is called a diversion, you know? In any country, it is called commando operation!
- Terminology we will not question! We only get...

Well Done, Semenov! If not for you, we'd be up the morning of the ravioli sculpted.

I immediately felt that something was wrong. Clean, neat. It's not our...

Sergei! I'm a little bit of money take - one...

I, of course, as a General toast can not say... I will say simply: well, goodbye health!