Character: The Horse Julius



Don't mind us, continue to divide the Russian land.
№ 390501   Added MegaMozg 06-04-2020 / 14:15
- Julius, Wake up! Here is a miracle! Horses with wings!
- Where?!
- Faster, faster!
- Well, where are the horses?
- Here W-was just...
- Listen, Prince: well, what horses?...
- With wings!
- Ah, well, if with wings, so the Pegasi. Favorites of the muses, in short. Help there poets, artists, different, gives them inspiration, so to speak. Dreaming or what?...
- It's not a dream! I want a Pegasus!
- Eliminated.
Why?
- You have the talent there? Well maybe you secretly write poetry or there, painting indulge, eh?
Ha, bite your tongue!
- Then alas, the Pegasus you arrive. Do not worry, your Highness. Talent rarely found in nature, especially among... uh-uh...
- No, wait. But if I, for example, to sing? Suddenly I Pegasus arrives or you have the wings? I love to sing.
- Hmm, I guess your singing my tooth won't grow, not that the wings.
- I still try. Stands The Prince. Antoshka, Antoshka, let's go dig potatoes, Antoshka, Antoshka, let's go dig C-o-Osco at... look, Look! Flew, flew!
- Well, that he did not understand...
№ 323603   Added Viker 22-04-2018 / 07:51
- Oh! I think I got an idea! You're jumping for heroes, and I'm...
- No, your Highness, what are you?! You here to quit?! Besides, I... the Ankle was padrastro. And the week just will not see. Consider two weeks to put need, three! Well, or even four. And you two months, it will not last. That's who, for example, you food is cooking?
- Why two months?
- Well, I was just, figuratively, rounded.
№ 323588   Added Viker 22-04-2018 / 07:50
I, comrades, so far I see only one good candidate for the leaders of our Union! And the sooner you'll have me, the faster we will start to fight for our rights! Horse - it sounds good! We, the horses, - the basis of progress and chess! Quite civilization to ride on horseback, our turn came to ride to civilization! And a-go-go, comrades!
№ 274095   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 13:22
I read in the book that fasting is considered to be therapeutic only after a good dinner.
№ 208961   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 11:47
Report: checked everything, the tail is clean, no fleas.
№ 144651   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 16:59
I love Germany! Especially London...
№ 144646   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 16:59
Good evening. Sprig hryas and half... that's funny!
№ 67580   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 20:58
This is an outrage! Give at least something to eat before we hit the road!
№ 66154   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 19:52
Penguin shamahanskaya!
№ 66153   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 19:52
Risk - business noble, but nothing will highlight my generosity, than the expensive trappings and Golden horseshoe.
№ 58289   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 13:35
Tikhon, you do not hurry, focus... We'll encamp ourselves.. you see, the morning and read to the end..
№ 44086   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:05
But you understand me don't take it, okay?!
№ 44085   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:05
- Who are you?
- I St. Luke, and the prophet Moses.
Quote Explanation: Svyatogor accidentally fell asleep and forgot about what was discussed in the conversation.
№ 35600   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:27
- God, who surrounds me... You're a hero, take a bow, and go out into the woods and kill something! MOSES! Moses while firewood will collect, Granny with Sugar to eat cook...
- It is interesting that all this time you're going to do?!
Yes, that's it!
- Well, you're funny! I giant horse. Suddenly the fight tomorrow, and I'm tired!
№ 24872   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 05:44