Character: Pirates



- Do not worry, we are engaged in swimming in a circle.
- Do not worry, we are engaged in swimming in a circle.
№ 427987   Added Viker 27-09-2021 / 14:39
Gee-im! Where are you ?! Look for him guys!
№ 406185   Added MegaMozg 01-11-2020 / 01:45
Hangover, Sirs,
Will you sulfur
And not nice in the morning you will be white light.
The enemy will be satisfied
You're not a warrior,
If dancing in the fingers
Sword and musket.
In the morning got out of bed,
It is better to take the dumbbell
Any burden will be to you as fluff.
No better in the world
Full weights.
And healthy body, healthier spirit.
1 Season
№ 334038   Added Viker 19-07-2018 / 14:02
Ministry of health warns:
Smoking is a poison.
The Ministry of health warns
The Ministry of health warns
And Columbus, and Columbus, and Columbus
In no way to blame.
1 Season
№ 334037   Added Viker 19-07-2018 / 14:02
I personally quit, don't smoke, I'm cheerful and full of energy,
Native thank the Ministry of health, he warned.
A smoker, I'm sorry for the sad pun -
Smoking from this day declare a smoke break.
1 Season
№ 334036   Added Viker 19-07-2018 / 14:02
One-two-three-four-five,
Greedy from century to century. One-two-three-four-five,
Moral cripple. One-two-three-four-five,
If greedy will. One-two-three-four-five,
Will destroy himself.
1 Season
№ 334035   Added Viker 19-07-2018 / 14:02
That's all, and no bill -
Greed killed bill,
It lies on the bottom of the sludge,
Little in life that having.
Greed is worse than cholera,
Greed kills the filibuster
Chant with us, Sirs,
This songs chorus.
1 Season
№ 334034   Added Viker 19-07-2018 / 14:02
Women's Billy avoided,
Not met, not married,
Because greed never
Not in love, do not suffer:
For sweets and asters
Did not want to pay a penny,
An ulcer, asthma,
And then went down.
1 Season
№ 334033   Added MegaMozg 19-07-2018 / 14:02
Women's Billy avoided,
Not met, not married,
Because greed never
Not in love, do not suffer:
For sweets and asters
Did not want to pay a penny,
An ulcer, asthma,
And then went down.
1 Season
№ 334032   Added Viker 19-07-2018 / 14:02
One-two-three-four-five,
You know, I guess.
One-two-three-four-five,
Greed is bad.
One-two-three-four-five,
Say no trick,
One-two-three-four-five,
Greed is bad
Greed is, Sirs, very bad.
1 Season
№ 334031   Added Viker 19-07-2018 / 14:01
Was a pirate, greedy Billy
However, Billy didn't like
Neither the sailors nor pirates
No kids, no relatives.
And couldn't moderate
Billy Appetites crocodile,
And that Billy is not broke,
Just not a day.
1 Season
№ 334029   Added Viker 19-07-2018 / 14:01
My mother was a schoolgirl.
She was academically trained?!
- More systematically Athabascan!
№ 333952   Added Viker 19-07-2018 / 13:52
Tonight we better not get caught.
It's just a pleasure to shed blood.
Manage hell with a wizard to get involved!
Sorry, we can't kill him.
Yo-Ho-Ho, if you can.
It is not easy, brothers, to live on the beach.
Tonight cut the ropes
The bridge burned and are not afraid of any army.
If the night on the ground are the pirates
This means that they have nothing to lose.
Yo-Ho-Ho, I'm not Rob I can not.
It is not easy, brothers, to live on the beach.
№ 332996   Added MegaMozg 12-07-2018 / 20:12
- You know, let's tell each other where he hid the treasure? Suddenly one of us dies...
- Oh, my head!
I call you first.
My buried under the crossed palm trees in an obscure grave on Aruba. Well, your?
- I got a treasure there.
№ 289734   Added MegaMozg 09-06-2017 / 12:52
- And their captain's name... Salamander.
- The samovar.
Salazar!
№ 288988   Added MegaMozg 04-06-2017 / 15:38