Character: Tommy Merlyn (Tommy Merlyn)

- I will be awarded the annual humanitarian award.
- What humane you no one was found?

I finally realized why the last couple of thousand years, the poets do not lose their popularity.

You know, I remember sometimes in the morning when we were together, you fried your omelette, and I was in your kitchen and thought to myself that this is not just entertainment, it was something more, that's different. I haven't had this feeling, and I miss him.

- All right, I have already been before the courts.
Four times like: drunk driving, assaulting a paparazzi stealing a taxi - which was awesome by the way - and who could forget urinating on a COP!
- I would like to forget.

- According to my calculations, you have not had sex in 1,839 days. As your friend, I highly recommend Carmen Goldman.
Is which?
- Is that similar to the girl from "Twilight."
- What's Twilight?
- You don't know.