Character: Curtis Donovan

- And "the man in the mask", I think I know who it is. No... I know.
Who is it?
Is our warden.
- The warden?
- Yeah, ' cause that would have been f ***EN ridiculous, right? It is because we are not pissing would be even if we burned, and he desperately wanted to piss.

- It's not nice conversation. Fasten.
Yeah. You either play, or play hard.
- What does that mean?
Well... it's like I am threatening him with physical...

- How do I look?
- As x** in a tuxedo.

- I remembered a story about one girl... We went to her and held together simply unforgettable night. I've got a crush on that thought, if not impossible, to love another person, you know? Anyway, this morning I had to go to court, and she got me to promise that I will return. And here I finish, I fly to it, and it's not there! I waited and waited... but she never came. And took me a month to go there every day! Sometimes even 2-3 times. But it was not...
- Did you know then what happened to her?..
Oh, Yes, nothing happened, dude. It turned out I was in the wrong apartment walked. ***pepper what a tearjerker!

Let's see a gentleman.
- What is it?
- Play pee-scissors-pink.
- It's like rock-scissors-paper?
Is they I have plagiarized.