Character: Ernie

He said that I'm a black dick. But that's not right, it's racism.
- But you're black and you're an asshole, Ernie. And these are facts. Hardly Prime Time rocking your race.
- The fact that I'm black, that doesn't mean I'm an asshole.
He didn't say that all black people are assholes. He turned to you, Ernie. It was.