Character: Roman Malinovsky. Page 1

- Malinowski, when you think about women, all your thoughts are concentrated in one place. Change the way of communication, then we talk with you.
- I will change the years to ninety, when I will care about the flowers, but not a girlfriend.

- I his hand, perhaps, afford to cut off, to delay this stupid wedding...
Hand, Zhdanov. Are you from the army or something, want to hang?

- Failed to make peace with Kira, as usual...
Natural modesty does not allow me to ask you, how usually are your reconciliation...

- Andrew! You're absolutely calm. You're fishing! Yes! The view was breathtaking! If Kira suddenly now want to provoke you in scandal, just tell her: "Kirochka, I'm fishing!" Well?
- I'm fishing!
Class!
- No, well if I cry and scares the fish! Am I a stone, or what? Let them just try to open your mouth, I'd say!
- In any case! Now, if I see that you're starting to freak myself out, then I will start coughing very loudly. Understand?
- Start right now. Let everyone will think you have bronchitis.

Gentlemen, let me introduce You, - Victoria Klochkova, our indispensable expert on negotiation with the creditors. With the sight of a charming woman, but as soon as the creditors hear her name, immediately begin to shake and scream "mom!"

Congratulations, comrade Zhdanov, you made history! Think now of how to get out of it!

- Well, I think it's time to turn to the first commandment of the top Manager.
- What commandment?
- If the top Manager does not know how to solve the problem, he should instruct its Manager third link!
Mm... well before you do not say?! So, I, as head of the company, you're in charge of Roma, as middle managers, to find the error in our plan.
- You didn't listen! You need to find a Manager who can handle the task and not the fact that before midnight is sitting in your office!

- A novel, please, only without provocation.
- It'll be as disconnected for non-payment mobile!

There is nothing more beautiful than the love with a horror story.

- Imagine, all that tiny, but very long legs.
A pair of compasses.

- I'm up all night call, where you spent the night?
- From a very good man.
- Now I see signs of recovery. Where do we have it?
- Not her, but him.
- Yes are you moved?
- Guess... not I'm crazy, but a small little yellow house on wheels here with just such a tidy greens with a flashlight. You know? Well, I braked, we both moved, and I don't remember anything, I fell asleep... Well, approximately.
But... well, now everything's clear, everything converges. A small little yellow house on wheels. Great. Mobile mental hospital?
No, what you say, it was a regular taxi.

Katerina, congratulations. This is the complete shocking, full camo, full makeup, full peak sales!

- I'm clean as a whistle.
- That is drool and grunt something unintelligible?!

MOE - Malinovsky, a miracle happened!