Character: Roman Malinovsky. Page 2



Well, again, my innocent friend. A psychological service is listening. If you threw a girl press 1, if you threw it - press 2 if you are tired of living - on-hook, pick up the rope...
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- Failed to agree.
- Zhdanov, you're not "Gazprom" it is not the Ukraine.
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A bad omen to meet a woman... with an empty head!
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- I think after our trip ALL Russian women will be dressed from ZIMALETTO!
- Yeah... and at least half will be naked - comrade Malinovsky...
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- Plant a tree...
And to hang on it! Immediately!
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- Yes, I promised her yesterday to cancel the wedding.
- Great!! A chance to force Iran to dismantle its nuclear program she not promised?!
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- You the compote to bring?
- It is better, of course I'm a foodie...
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- Come!
- On the x-ray?
- The showdown!
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There is no sadder story on land than a story about andriusha and Katya.
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- You're a ruler, take a pen around his waist and put the line in the right direction...
- You can't be a ruler?
- I can't be a ruler, because I'm a stapler.
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- A woman expects from marriage in General and men in particular rescue from loneliness, loyalty and support, and the man is not ready to sacrifice. When I realized this simple truth, everything just fell into place and I got a dog. And got what I was missing. He was genuinely happy when I come home, not whining, if I forget to feed him, and patiently waiting for me in the car when I take him with me to meetings.
What if the dog I see a cute little dog and want her to escape?
- I will castrate him. And, notice, he never stopped loving me.
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She said "thank you" again, smiled two, well and winked at four.
- Wait, why wink or four?
- Well, because she has not yet learned to wink one eye!
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- Andriy, what is it?
Diary.
- Whose?
- Katya Pushkarevoy.
- Well, what sort of evaluation?
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- Andrei Pavlovich closed himself in his office, not letting anyone in, yelling at everyone, throwing some heavy objects and says he will kill all those who come to it!
Shura, I beg you: well send him Klochkova, huh? Send! Let's combine pleasant with useful.
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The eye glasses, teeth in the wire, in the head calculator, answers to the name "Katya"!
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