Character: Stone Hopper

- This is not the end.
- What do you want to do now? We have no more ships.
- You have one. We have a battleship.
- Have you lost your mind? It is a Museum.
- But not today. Missouri.
- This ship is seventy years old. It's totally outdated. The firing systems are analog. The engines haven't been started in a decade. That's nothing, but they are steam, and I don't know what to do with them. Even if I had a manual and a half months to prepare, we still have no crew. Don't know what you're thinking, sir.
- I want the veterans to borrow the ship.

Bad luck is a condition in which the person is the easiest way to get to know himself.