Character: Semen Semenovich Gorbunkov

- Senya, do you respect me?
- Respect, but I will not drink.
- Then I'll bite you!
- Bite!

- Where did you get the gun and the money?
- Shut up, you wretched!

And by the way... who are You?
Well, I know him from work, say, a colleague...
- Clear - drinking buddy!

And do you have the same, but with pearl buttons?
- Unfortunately, no...
- No, right? We seek...

- ... and I still bargain.
- I don't think...

Hey, need anything?
What does she need, I'll tell you later, Lady! Madame! Frau! Miss! Unfortunately, nothing will come of it!

- What have you got there?!
- Gold, diamonds!

- Comrade senior Lieutenant, but I ask you - all the values take inventory!
- Well, what a conversation... throughout the form: list-Protocol-handed took... fingerprints!

- No! I can not go!
- Comrade senior Latin...
- No! I have a pic to consult with the chef...! With the boss!
- With Michal Ivanovitch?
- With Michal... Ivanovitch! With Michal... [gets out of the car, runs to the phone booth]
Hey Michael Ivanovich!

I may even be awarded Posthumously

In the dark-blue forest where aspens tremble,
Where oaks sorcerers flies foliage
In the meadow the grass the rabbits at midnight mowing
And while humming strange words.
<...>
And we are all equal, and we don't care
We firmly believe in the ancient rumor.
Brave will be the one who three times a year
In the eerie hour mowing the grass Trin.

- How can human cut the plaster without being seen?
- It is possible! I really don't know how they will act. But a person can drink.
- Yeah.
- Put to sleep.
- Yeah.
- Stun. Well, in General, with the unconscious body. Finally, from the dead!
- Yeah... From whose corpse?!
Well, I'm sure that this will not happen!