Character: Kirk



It is impossible not to respect a man who for an hour manages to sleep with a green bitch and destroy an entire civilization.
Quote Explanation: About kirk from "Star trek." The conversation with the police after the murder of Indian girls-saleswomen in the store.
№ 281273   Added MegaMozg 28-03-2017 / 16:13
- We're definitely not blue?
- It's not gay in this. The fact that you let a married heterosexual to shave your testicles, make you one of the coolest macho.
- This logic is.
№ 155892   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 14:39
You know what's the matter?
- What?
- You Mudela.
Mudela?
- A man - poodle. The girls want you to walk, cuddle, feed, but don't worry, no girl will not fall under modela.
- Girls do not give Mudela.
№ 155891   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 14:39
- Sit!
What? It's me or the dog?
You! He doesn't like when standing.
№ 155867   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 14:38