Character: Jonathan Creek
That's bullshit, if you try. It is absolutely impossible to slip on a banana peel. Algae? No problem. Dog shit? A piece of cake. And try to slip on a banana peel. (Tries.) Does not work. Probably better with a run.
(Runs up, slips, falls.)
- Excellent! Proved his theory about dog shit. Another time, peel a banana?
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 18:48
And you don't want to get me into bed?
- I beg your pardon?
- I'm not very good at guessing the subtext in women's words, because I think it's safer just to ask.
- I have not the slightest desire to sleep with you. Or see you naked. Or do we engage in any relationship involving undoing a zip.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 18:48
- People call you a hermit because you love to hang tags. I go to a bar or restaurant and they're all pointing fingers, saying, "It is again the damn hermit."
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