Character: Katarina Kat Stratford

I thought that the school is a foul only during the day.
And what will happen first: calc or electric slide?
- My heart feels, will be of the Macarena.

- I like women who don't know what to do.
- I need a crowbar. And when I find him - you want to run away.
- So, I'll run slow so you caught me.

- You do realize that this is your only car and if you destroy it - new I'm not buying you.
- Dad, relax. I printed out the full manual from the Internet. It nine stars out of ten.

Hi. How's it going?
- Finish another day in Paradise.
- Listen, about what happened the other day. Just wanted to apologize. No need to rummage in your bag or puncture your foot.
- Do not worry. But let's stay away from each other. The doctor said that it would heal faster if my life will be less crazy. [leaves]
Madness? I'm not crazy. Yes, I'm talking to myself - a sign of genius.

I may have overreacted slightly... so when I pushed on it a trash can.
Very noble of you to confess.
Thank you. Then after school he will stay?
- No. You'll stay with him.

Now's your chance.
- At. Awesome.
Oh, come on. You want me to kiss you.
Soloist - Yes, you - no.

Looking for me?
Yeah, if you're a female toilet.

- Let us pray. Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful harvest and bless deprived of the privileges of adolescent children in new schools. Amen.
- OK, Bianca, what happened?
Kat, please. OK, Bianca, what happened?
- Daddy, recently I've thought a lot about faith, since, as met in high school, with such nice guys. Speaking of which, they invited me to this awesome evening Bible study.
- And the Oscar goes to... Bianca Stratford. Because lying to his father.
- Shut your trap, Satan. Dad, I really wouldn't want to miss. I think today I will give the purity ring.
I think it's your purity will be protected at home.

- I got something to show you.
Be careful, it on the verge of sexual domagatelstva.
- Oh, over the edge? Obviously I'm not trying hard enough. [removes his jacket] Same shirt.
Wow, two identical things. Very soon you will read.

I'm not the girl gets the bad boy. I don't rush home to scribble in my journal that you might be a vampire.

- So you're not hoping someone will give a flower, even a little?
- Who will give? Here is every guy's brain like barnacles.
- What about Patrick Verona?
- I'd rather lick the toilet. What are you even asking?

- Let the photographer take a picture of us.
Thanks, but I already have enough photos of girls that are desperately seeking the attention of boys to raise self-esteem.

- And what will happen tomorrow, when you don't give a flower?
- I'll just go home upset... and never come back.

- Maybe try to wash the car? I remember the summer after my first year...
- There was something very boring. Awesome story.
I like it. Thank you, daddy.
Great idea. Half naked girls, cheerleader, wet, soapy.
- No washing machines.
- But, daddy...