Character: Fat



- Why should I be his wife?!
- Because you have Tits anymore!
Quote Explanation: decided to take a picture of Payne in bed with a boy in a dress to be accused of pedophilia.
Major Payne (Major Payne) Fat
funny quotes
№ 316293   Added Viker 07-02-2018 / 10:04
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Confused we look at our world with a sense of unease and anxiety. We consider ourselves to be scientists trapped in the rituals of single people, not on their own caught in a trap of the universe. The truth is much simpler: the bottom, in the darkness of the earth, there are forces that want to harm us.
Smoke and mirrors Neil Gaiman Fat
evil the world the universe
№ 264927   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:22
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We decided to look at you. While you're entire head.
- Now, invited you over to dinner.
- Good-bye. You must be hungry?
Quote Explanation: Fat man, during the dinner, lead gunsmith Prospero.
Three fat men Fat
№ 221225   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 11:12
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- Good room. You what, just for the ladies sew?
- Why just for the ladies, and women sew, overall for the proletariat.
Zoyka's apartment Mikhail Afanasievich Bulgakov Manushka Fat
clothing
№ 169641   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 13:56
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