Author of quotes: Neil Gaiman



The easiest way to raise a reader is to teach him to read and show him that reading is pleasure.
Quote Explanation: Quoted from the book: “A Guide to Reading Aloud. A reference book for loving parents, caring grandparents and smart educators.”
№ 463355   Added Viker 14-03-2024 / 10:41
Demon Crowley received thanks for the Spanish Inquisition. He was indeed living in Spain at the time, spending his time mainly in taverns, and had no idea about any Inquisition until he received congratulations on a job well done. Then he went to find out why he was being praised, and when he returned, he drank for a whole week.
Quote Explanation: The Tribunal of the Holy Office of the Inquisition is a court created in 1478 by the Catholic monarch Ferdinand II of Aragon and Isabella I of Castile. Called to maintain the purity of the Catholic faith in their subjects, and also to replace the medieval Inquisition, which was under papal supervision. The Inquisition worked in large part to ensure the canonicity of the faith of converts, especially Jews, Muslims and others forced on pain of death to convert to Catholicism. To this day, the Spanish Inquisition is considered the most brutal in history.
№ 460731   Added Viker 10-01-2024 / 16:16
If you don't want to kiss just like that, marry me.
№ 458217   Added MegaMozg 03-11-2023 / 20:06
It's not you who just said it, it's a TV - come on, my friend, learn to think for yourself.
№ 456159   Added MegaMozg 24-08-2023 / 16:00
- And quite often and successfully.
№ 456158   Added MegaMozg 24-08-2023 / 15:57
- My name is Coraline, not Caroline. Coraline.
№ 438542   Added Viker 17-05-2022 / 15:27
Loki is very handsome. He inspires confidence. He is convincing and pleasant, none of the inhabitants of Asgard can compare with him in resourcefulness, dexterity and cunning. What a pity that there is so much darkness in him - anger, envy and lust!
№ 421078   Added MegaMozg 19-06-2021 / 23:15
In front of Loki and Thor put a tray of pies for women. Loki carefully picked up the t pretty one. Thor just as neatly swept away all the others...
№ 421077   Added MegaMozg 19-06-2021 / 23:12
- I hope you know what you're doing.
"Of course," Thor replied.
But, in truth, he did not think about what he was doing - he just did what he would think of. He did it best.
№ 421076   Added MegaMozg 19-06-2021 / 23:09
Then one of the dwarfs, named Lit, walked around Thor and stood in front of him to look at the funeral pyre closer. Thor, indignant, kicked him with his foot, and the dwarf fell into the fire and burned. Here the Torah got a little better, and the remaining dwarfs, on the contrary, became much worse.
№ 421075   Added MegaMozg 19-06-2021 / 23:06
The next morning Loki sobered up and remembered what he had done last night. He was not ashamed ...
№ 421074   Added MegaMozg 19-06-2021 / 23:03
No one is given to overcome old age: sooner or later it overtakes each of us, and under her hand we become weaker and weaker until she closes our eyes forever.
№ 421073   Added MegaMozg 19-06-2021 / 23:00
Now, you know how the gods got their greatest treasures. It's all Loki's fault. And even Thor's hammer is still Loki's fault. With him it is always like this: you resent him, even when there are most reasons to thank him, and you are grateful to him, even when you fiercely hate him.
№ 421072   Added MegaMozg 19-06-2021 / 22:57
In winter, even the sun seems cold and distant, like the extinguished eye of a dead man.
№ 421071   Added MegaMozg 19-06-2021 / 22:54
When things went wrong, Thor always did a number of things. And the first thing he always asked himself was if Loki was to blame for what had happened. Thor thought... but somehow he couldn't believe that even Loki would dare to steal his hammer. So he did a thing from the list of measures specifically for cases when something went wrong: he went to ask Loki for advice.
№ 421070   Added MegaMozg 19-06-2021 / 22:51