Character: Crowley (demon)
- Oh yeah. Can. Jump out of the window.
- Poured, I suppose.
- Now it will be even better. We will deliver gifts straight from the black market! We give joy with a strength of 80 degrees.
- Shut up.
(It's too late to do anything, isn't it? It's always too late.)
(If any harm comes to Aziraphale, I...)
- Oh, Beelzebub? Not happy? This cannot be true. Beelzebub always radiates joy and fun!
Quote Explanation: Beelzebub (from Hebrew “lord of the flies”) is a fallen angel, the head of demons and the prince of the underworld.
- Wow... that's how you think you know a person...
- What are you talking about? I'm a former demon. Despised by Heaven and rejected by Hell. Where should an orphan go?
The Tadfield Manor pamphlet that Crowley studies does not contain phrases such as: total
Demon Crowley received thanks for the Spanish Inquisition. He was indeed living in Spain at the time, spending his time mainly in taverns, and had no idea about any Inquisition until he received congratulations on a job well done. Then he went to find out why he was being praised, and when he returned, he drank for a whole week.
Quote Explanation: The Tribunal of the Holy Office of the Inquisition is a court created in 1478 by the Catholic monarch Ferdinand II of Aragon and Isabella I of Castile. Called to maintain the purity of the Catholic faith in their subjects, and also to replace the medieval Inquisition, which was under papal supervision. The Inquisition worked in large part to ensure the canonicity of the faith of converts, especially Jews, Muslims and others forced on pain of death to convert to Catholicism. To this day, the Spanish Inquisition is considered the most brutal in history.
AZIRAPHAEL! AZIRIFHAEL! HOLY PEOPLE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING, YOU STUPID!? I CAN NOT SEE YOU! AZIRAPHAEL, FOR GOD'S SAKE...! FOR THE SAKE OF HELL..! AHH... FOR ANYONE'S SAKE, WHERE ARE YOU?
Quote Explanation: Crowley tries to find Aziraphale during a bookstore fire.
I never wanted to be a demon. I was just minding my own business when one day... look, it's Lucifer with the guys! Before I knew it, I was making a long freestyle jump straight into a pool of boiling sulfur.
I never wanted to be a demon. I was just minding my own business when one day... look, it's Lucifer with the guys! Before I knew it, I was making a long freestyle jump straight into a pool of boiling sulfur.
- Not to worry about them, just as Lucifer, Michael, Lilith or Alastair did not worry? How was Azazel not worried? Am I the only figure on the board who correctly assesses this nightmare in jeans?!
