Character: Cornelius Aethelwulf

... but for something we're both going to Hell. By the way, I hope Heaven too?
Aethelwulf fleetingly glanced at the scroll.
"Yes," he said. - Probably, it is the abode of the gods. Although now I'm starting to think that Paradise is in the animal world. After all the crap that has happened over the last week, I'm sure - it is better to turn into a cow, stupidly nibble the grass and nothing to think.