Character: Guy. Page 1
- No, I'm telling you, this Nigerian businessman is to me a great business proposal!
- I suspect you believe everything people tell you.
- Pfft, and here and there!
Okay, whatever you say. If you go across that line, you will be struck by lightning.
[In the hospital]
I don't know why he left a safe zone Tesla coil when I warned him about the consequences?
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 16:23
- Lately, I can't go on dates. I think this is due to the fact that everyone knows the skeletons in my closet.
- You leave your skeletons where people can see them?
Expression is Frank. "Skeletons in the closet", you know, past sins and mistakes.
Is that what it means...
- ... what do you think?
Nothing. Don't go in my closet.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 15:33
- Frank, these muffins have any nuts?
- No.
- Are you sure?
Yes.
[In the hospital]
- I thought you said that the cupcakes had no nut!
- They were not, must have had a bad reaction to rat poison.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 15:33
- First we have to establish the rules!.. And the rules are... no rules!
(Has occasional guy)
- Idiot! I'm not the one for you!
- Maybe it's time you need to become? Why you got. Because you got the wrong attitude!
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 16:33
Is our sofa. Okay?
- Let's see - first you this couch will happen, then we'll see who it will fit.
2 Season 21 Series
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 17:10
- You lost a bet. Which means you or pull a jar from the basement Mordaha, or...
- Or kiss me.
- Better in the basement to the Ghost killer.
1 Season 17 Series
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 15:01
- I like women who don't know what to do.
- I need a crowbar. And when I find him - you want to run away.
- So, I'll run slow so you caught me.
1 Season 5 Series
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 08:49
- Calm down, all right.
- No, it's not okay if I cried while kissing.
2 Season 1 Series
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 19:48
He is invulnerable, because you think he's invincible.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 05:39
- Do you mind if I smoke?
- It's okay if I die?
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:17
A girl will never sleep with you if she calls you Teddy, if you squeezing pimples, if her name is amber or Christine, if goes great in your bathroom or picks after three visits leftovers. Sounds, of course, not scientific, but I warned you.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 15:32
