Comic: Two guys and guy (Two guys and guy)

- Hello, Joseph. I'm calling about the one gamma emitter that I lent you. It will soon be necessary to me. This is the fifteenth message on the answering machine that I leave for this week, call me back. Oh, and I hope the work on the mutation that flesh-eating virus was successful.
- ?
- People never return my stuff.

- Tell me about your irrational fear of spiders.
- He is not irrational, many people are afraid of spiders.
- Yes, but most have no phobias that they in their body, eat their brains and take their lives. I might even dare to say that no one else is afraid of it.
- Well, then why the hell they would even be afraid of spiders?!

Communication with you is necessary for me as air... in Vienna.

- No, I'm telling you, this Nigerian businessman is to me a great business proposal!
- I suspect you believe everything people tell you.
- Pfft, and here and there!
Okay, whatever you say. If you go across that line, you will be struck by lightning.
[In the hospital]
I don't know why he left a safe zone Tesla coil when I warned him about the consequences?

- October is my favorite month. Thoughts about maniacs, lurking in the darkness of twilight, are a kind of Thriller of the day.
- How stupid. All these dry leaves make an ambush more difficult. And people are much more cautious in October, because they fear exacerbation crazy.
- ...
- June is my favorite month.

- Lately, I can't go on dates. I think this is due to the fact that everyone knows the skeletons in my closet.
- You leave your skeletons where people can see them?
Expression is Frank. "Skeletons in the closet", you know, past sins and mistakes.
Is that what it means...
- ... what do you think?
Nothing. Don't go in my closet.

- Frank, these muffins have any nuts?
- No.
- Are you sure?
Yes.
[In the hospital]
- I thought you said that the cupcakes had no nut!
- They were not, must have had a bad reaction to rat poison.