Character: Vano Paniashvili

My famous,
The title of Prince -
This, mind you,
Also a product.
Feelings hot,
Money in the bargain,
Well, otherwise -
AU revoir!

- He still asks why? Stale goods with the owner want to sell? Cuttlefish slips?
Is our Swan white - cuttlefish?! This bride not seen the light!
- True - this is not seen! El teribl e, El e tune monster!
- What did he say?
- It is also cuttlefish, only six times worse.
- Hideous not at home to keep in the Cabinet of curiosities!
- Where?!
- In camera. Prison he threatens you!
- A prison? You should come out...

- I heard you yesterday the bride did not like.
Yesterday is not like today like.

I will take this French - English, so no one will notice.

- Yes, all good - one bad.
- And what is bad? What is bad?
- What is bad? What is bad? Must get married, that's bad! And who invented it - to the dowry also sure the bride to take?

- Well, that's what! I French in last time not say!
- Guess!
- I tell you - you old monkey!
What?
- A bag of trash!
What?
- Scarecrow you mustache!
- Stuffed? Sam you're stuffed! Kill, shoot! Timote, where's my gun?
- At the pawn shop.
- Yes? And very good! Shot him a pity to waste!

As the French say: "of two evils choose the lunch!"

- Give money for our bride...
Two thousand coins!
Shop in sell, the shop in Manglisi, cots, horses, pillows, lambs, rings - I will not read...
Why?
- How much you want to take!
And for the young - stone house on the banks of the Kura river with a wine cellar. Want to swim - here Cura, here's your house, you want to wash - here Cura, here's your house, you want to drink - here Cura, here's your house.
- So, let, let, let! But if a flood?
- Uh, listen! Where is Kura and where is your house?

- Bonjour monsieur, bonjour.
- What did he say?
- About the shade something...
- Will the shade, my dear Prince, crystal chandelier!