Performance: Hanuma



Nothing, brother, the evening will play a wedding in the morning, one in Petersburg and drove off.
- In the morning? And at night, I night going to do?
№ 318468   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2018 / 04:06
My famous,
The title of Prince -
This, mind you,
Also a product.
Feelings hot,
Money in the bargain,
Well, otherwise -
AU revoir!
№ 318467   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2018 / 04:05
- He still asks why? Stale goods with the owner want to sell? Cuttlefish slips?
Is our Swan white - cuttlefish?! This bride not seen the light!
- True - this is not seen! El teribl e, El e tune monster!
- What did he say?
- It is also cuttlefish, only six times worse.
- Hideous not at home to keep in the Cabinet of curiosities!
- Where?!
- In camera. Prison he threatens you!
- A prison? You should come out...
№ 318466   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2018 / 04:04
- I heard you yesterday the bride did not like.
Yesterday is not like today like.
Quote Explanation: After the increment to the dowry, the Prince agreed and the "cuttlefish".
№ 284320   Added MegaMozg 24-04-2017 / 19:17
Our life is like day in spring
Short.
From baptisms to burials
Two steps.
№ 257938   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:49
Who is walking and who is in the carriage
From a young age.
All in a hurry in this world
To the light.
Poor - rich,
Widowed, married
Anyway:
We are behind the fence
Will meet next
Meant to be.
№ 257937   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:49
Not so fast, my Prince! In life you should never hurry.
№ 257936   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:49
Without love, white light,
As without the sun the dawn,
Like a fire without flame
As a horseman without a horse.
№ 257892   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:48
Is love, so no money
The money is there, so there is no love.
№ 257889   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:47
I will take this French - English, so no one will notice.
№ 224760   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 13:26
- Yes, all good - one bad.
- And what is bad? What is bad?
- What is bad? What is bad? Must get married, that's bad! And who invented it - to the dowry also sure the bride to take?
№ 224756   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 13:26
- Well, that's what! I French in last time not say!
- Guess!
- I tell you - you old monkey!
What?
- A bag of trash!
What?
- Scarecrow you mustache!
- Stuffed? Sam you're stuffed! Kill, shoot! Timote, where's my gun?
- At the pawn shop.
- Yes? And very good! Shot him a pity to waste!
№ 224755   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 13:26
Sona, Sona! Tonight, at dawn, I will come on horseback and steal you! We're secretly get married in an old monastery.
- How beautiful it is, Cato!
- We'll get you back on the horse and rush know where?
Where?
- Know where?
Where?
- Anywhere... no rush. In order to steal you, then I have to steal the horse!
№ 224748   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 13:26
- You know Sona, what we want you fiancé found? Hakob - tell her!
Beautiful as a Lily, slim - cypress! That is, if I on one Bank of the river Mtkvari standing, he on the other, and between us - fog.
№ 224747   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 13:26
- Come on, teacher! My waist take! Wai IU, what are you looking for?
I'm sorry, but You have no waist. Waist something You have - no!
- Oh no? And you hold on to what is!
№ 224746   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 13:26