Character: Garfield



It's because of her. She doesn't like our music. What happened to John? With my "metalhead", my "sidekick". You were better when you wore a mullet.
Garfield 2: a tale of two kitties (Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties) Garfield
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- Happy birthday, John! I give you the "box of mysteries".
What? Garfield, but it's empty.
- A spoiled surprise!
Garfield (Garfield) Garfield John Arbuckle
№ 84955   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 08:15
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- Don't eat Christmas treat! It is for guests.
Maybe I should go, and I will be the first guest?
Garfield (Garfield) Garfield John Arbuckle
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№ 84954   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 08:15
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- You can't just simply lie!
- Don't have to? Cool! I'm a rebel!
Garfield (Garfield) John Garfield
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№ 64614   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:33
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- Once again my life was saved miraculously and lasagna!
Garfield (Garfield) Garfield
№ 45393   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:57
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- We have so much in common. We love the same thing. Me.
Garfield (Garfield) Garfield
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№ 45392   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:57
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- What am I gonna do with you?
- To feed, to love and never to leave!
Garfield (Garfield) Garfield
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№ 17709   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 22:44
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