Character: Igor Shustov

In our country the women love to have taken a decision that the man insisted.

- Female logic analysis can not be.
- No, that is so cute, don't know the answer to the question - blame it on the woman's logic.

- Greeks... Oh! Went the Greek through the river!
Yes... Put the Greek, but not stuck there.

And then catches husband somehow jealous. I didn't hit him, I only calmed!

- You are a coffee drop?
- What are you, a barmaid now?
- He splash.

Wait, wait, and than I go home?
And you may have to spend the night, one camera is free.

- Igor, can I grab one of your Boobs?
- Well, only if you have a friendly...

- Life is a series of small events that leads...
To death. Something funny today, some black.

Why are you yelling?
- You lost - scared now - rejoice!!!

- Why are you all over the soul then stand?
- Professor, you know, as one famous character: "I want Ceglowski working".
- But another character said, "Haste is needed when catching fleas."
But I don't have fleas.
- And you get them.

- What are you doing here?
- You know, I looked at the summary of incidents in the lake district, where he blew up Ogneva.
- Ah. Something very scary. So you're under the car hiding?

- Vanya, what are you doing, huh?
- Actually, it's called "taking examination". But if you so easily...
- You tell me, her cigarette was found on the beach?
- You would only person to put in jail.
- Not human, but a criminal.
- Well, on the cigarette the beach and on the cigarette Larissa Firing the same DNA.
- Wow!
- Go, go, put, the gardener-fan.

- Are we mosquitoes-mutants are now all over Moscow we catch?
- No mosquitoes, and komari! Bite, incidentally, only females... sex! And offer to catch on live bait! You? Komarichi love?!

- What if test pigs from the farm?
- Questioned?