Character: Barney Fife
To scare people is your profession!
Quote Explanation: About journalists.
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MegaMozg 29-06-2022 / 03:33
- Are you aware? To me, the first COP of France was taken for a madman! And if journalists get wind?
But you know, Mr. Commissioner, because when our work is better to let them think you a madman than a fool.
Yes, Yes... But you're not in a straitjacket!
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 14:05
If in the castle there was still at least one Ghost, I was immediately arrested.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 14:52
- I was the first and last time wearing this skirt.
- Receptions in Scotland aristocrats wear a kilt.
- Not a kilt and a tuxedo!
- I read in the guide to the country. There are black and white "kilt"!
- Don't be silly. Black and white - a tuxedo! And leave me alone!
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:24
- The horse! Look!
- Where? But it's Raven!
- A little lower.
- But under the black nothing.
- Yes, there is!
I had the ravens not see.
- But you see the horse?
There you have it!
Raven over on her.
Ah, I see the crow.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:24