Character: Terrier Max

- No, no, no, we with the Snow now allies. Tell them Snow.
This raccoon is lying to you, no we are not the diapers.

You know, what do you say? Maybe it's because we ate, but I like you!

I don't know, Duke may be lying, that dogs are descended from wolves. Maybe a puppy stuck to my mother: "Well, tell me who our ancestors?", and she barked: "Smolny!", and the puppy thought, "Oh, wolves!". And so it happened.

- There is one problem.
- We have a million problems, what do you mean?

Sorry! Let's make it up!

- You're burned collars?
- Well, burned, lost, hidden, gave the cats - it's all just words, right?

- There is only one thing in the kitchen, it is small and round at the edges from all sides.
- Spoon?
- Yes, a spoon!
- In the top ten!
- So a spoon won't kill anyone! Spoon just slurp. Want to know how to kill people with a spoon?
- Yes!!! Want!!! Want!!!
- Uh... well, okay. In General, we first with a spoon, and then pressed a button on the machine - on the table...
Yeah, she's still so bbl-bbl-bbl...
- Blade!
Is this a blender? Ooh, you have them milled? He's talking about the blender! Please let it be the blender!
- Brother, I name something not asked - killed them all.
But it was a blender.

- Let's tell people how you killed them. Mind you, in every detail, we love the Gory details.
Well, tell me, Max.
- Well, okay, I am...
- No, we are not...
- Take that, you stupid host! Here we are hard guys.
- I almost died of boredom.

It stinks in here, just... Fly away! The smell of freedom! Awesome!

Oh, Duke, Cathy... Kathy so so sorry to see... she is gonna be pissed when they see that you trashed the whole apartment!
- One bowl deal.
- Are you sure? But in vain!

- Hey, Norman, is still looking for his apartment?
- Yeah. It is already the fourth week. And this is the third floor or the second?
- I do not understand numbers, but you don't live here.
- Oh, that's a tough break! I'll see you later.
Good luck, you can do it!.. I highly doubt it.

- What are you doing today?
- A lot of cases, any free minutes. I'll sit here and wait when Katie will be back.

Chloe, I have just a disaster. Cathy brought a dog home from a shelter, he said, he's my brother, I never asked for a baby brother! I now even have a bed! I sleep on the floor... like a dog! Why did Katie do this to me?
- Because she's a dog, Max, and dog lovers sometimes do inexplicable things. For example, give birth to dogs and not cats...