Character: Jean-Paul Piskunov



- They are the most!
- They are the most!
№ 423656   Added MegaMozg 18-07-2021 / 18:42
- What is the wedding fell through. And where the suits had taken? I suppose in the Grand theatre rental? Aferyugi. And who is the father-in-law Rabbits? Some millionaire?
- I Shniperson. Conductor. And my father in law Senator!
№ 285888   Added MegaMozg 04-05-2017 / 12:17
During the escape the inmate Rabbits abducted: the machine is one thing, alcohol three cans, stretcher one piece, enema two pieces and disappeared in the unknown... no... completely unknown...
Quote Explanation: Writes a report.
№ 285880   Added MegaMozg 04-05-2017 / 08:36
To answer, when asked!!! In the eye, I said!!!
№ 285879   Added MegaMozg 04-05-2017 / 08:36
All Japanese, Shitdryev?
№ 285870   Added MegaMozg 04-05-2017 / 08:35
Boilers back Freemason! You'd better eczema treated!
№ 285869   Added MegaMozg 04-05-2017 / 08:35
- Shitdryev! Right now, his eyes bent on the ass!
- Chapter one... Into the JOP-PU... Originalnee! Voshititelno! Glas... on Joppa! Brilliant!
[The police begins to knit.] - Hands! Hands removed. Wolves shameful! Mouflon Labrador! Eyes joppu will stick!
Quote Explanation: The Ambassador's wife heard a new Russian curse.
№ 285831   Added MegaMozg 04-05-2017 / 08:30
Is a cross - section of the brain.
- Rabbit? Oh, what his dirty mind.
№ 285825   Added MegaMozg 04-05-2017 / 08:29
- And it's good thing we did. Just like in the majors came out.
- Is not considered. stars are not washed...
- But come on! Cabbage some sweet, out bottom kochetok take. [Cut cabbage leaves, find the diamond]
Well. May... Marshall!!
- So am I, Generalissimo?
Field Marshal forgot.
№ 285822   Added MegaMozg 04-05-2017 / 08:29
Ordered the entire gang to line up in rows of four. Step left, step right to consider escape. Jump on the spot regarded as an attempt to fly. Shooting without warning!
Quote Explanation: Arrested wedding
№ 285821   Added MegaMozg 04-05-2017 / 08:29
He Avtandil Kalashnikov, aka Alyosha Muromets, he is a preacher of the South-Korean sect of Reverend moon sun Hun Chan.
Quote Explanation: About Krolikova the recidivist
№ 285820   Added MegaMozg 04-05-2017 / 08:28
Witness, I'll break your face!
№ 285819   Added MegaMozg 04-05-2017 / 08:28
Prisoner! From the tram! I said on the way out, with things!
№ 285818   Added MegaMozg 04-05-2017 / 08:28
And the question of my rank is the sole prerogative of the President.
№ 285816   Added MegaMozg 04-05-2017 / 08:28
- The President has just awarded me the rank of Colonel.
- Kaaak?
- And that's it. Says, General Piskunov, from this moment you can consider yourself a Colonel.
Congratulations, comrade mA...rshal!
- Serve as... this... as it is...
№ 285815   Added MegaMozg 04-05-2017 / 08:28