Character: Gera contractor



- I always thought that UFOs, by definition, red.
Red is from Mars. And the green is from Venus.
- No, the red is not from our galaxy.
- I guessed. As it is not so comes in the land. Not our way.
- Comrade Admiral, let me ask. How we Bigfoot be?
- Bigfoot? It should be washed frequently.
- No, I'm talking about Bigfoot.
- Ah! And it should be from rear Admiral to consult, he saw Atlantis.
№ 292783   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 13:42
- The aviation, without sediment...
Missile. The best - to children!
American!
№ 292782   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 13:39
My mother was a woman! Whom the father will tyrannize?
Quote Explanation: When the Bomb ate the pig.
№ 292781   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 13:36
And the food here is like?
- Crackers and water.
- Here those on! Comrade demobilization, and when we eat will?
Never, comrade spirit is the army...
№ 292776   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 13:21