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At half-past four, Bomba rocked the bunk too much, and the already dozing sergeant fell out of the train, broke his leg and received second-degree burns.
At half-past four, Bomba rocked the bunk too much, and the...
№ 453088   Added MegaMozg 27-04-2023 / 23:24
- I'm translating. Your life is full of shit. In the army, you are barren spirits. Everyone smothers spirits. Duc.
№ 453086   Added MegaMozg 27-04-2023 / 23:18
- Drunkard - mother - grief in the family!
Quote Explanation: About the sober "Wild Flag".
№ 453085   Added MegaMozg 27-04-2023 / 23:12
- And then?
- And then everything died. And I went to the clinic for tests. For eight years.
№ 292792   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 14:09
- Since you're so young, then you have to pee in the pants to go. in other words, piss. Scientifically - enuresis. Enuresis is also not taken.
- I don't want to piss! I disdain. And then, as I'm a little, if my grandmother at the same time taught? Exactly at four in the morning. Grandma is a milkmaid was. In her five milking began. Took, means, me, the baby, and to the point.
№ 292791   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 14:06
In the army the main thing - not to be missed.
№ 292790   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 14:03
Waving hanky, I decided to admit that Bobkov, it's me.
- If you knew my friends. I told them a lot of money owed. Although they themselves run up. In the hands of the bills popped. In the face of rushed.
№ 292788   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 13:57
- As usual, "national", or "El Gaucho"?
- Today in the military enlistment office.
Quote Explanation: The taxi driver at the casino.
№ 292787   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 13:54
- The Tungus. In Russian do not understand a damn.
I didn't know that we Tungus serve. They povymerli same.
They probably exchange. The Institute for exchange also did not understand who sent. With herpes, as a rule.
№ 292786   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 13:51
- Soldiers! You know I can tell you, and I know you can answer me. In short, serve!
[General distributed to all machines. And to whom is not enough - sapper shovel. For the oath.]
- Let the eagle, not manjuice! Serve!
№ 292785   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 13:48
- Talalaev! You're here to stop all sorts of tests... Pig your a mutant was. My eyes shot down and Dirk took!
- Take into account!
№ 292784   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 13:45
- I always thought that UFOs, by definition, red.
Red is from Mars. And the green is from Venus.
- No, the red is not from our galaxy.
- I guessed. As it is not so comes in the land. Not our way.
- Comrade Admiral, let me ask. How we Bigfoot be?
- Bigfoot? It should be washed frequently.
- No, I'm talking about Bigfoot.
- Ah! And it should be from rear Admiral to consult, he saw Atlantis.
№ 292783   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 13:42
- The aviation, without sediment...
Missile. The best - to children!
American!
№ 292782   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 13:39
My mother was a woman! Whom the father will tyrannize?
Quote Explanation: When the Bomb ate the pig.
№ 292781   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 13:36
In the air hovered the dreadful spirit of the holiday. We brought a pig, which Talalaev after drinking soak from the gun.
№ 292780   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 13:33