Movie: DMB. Page 2



- No wedding can't be married.
- This is not it!
- It is clear!
№ 292763   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 12:42
- And you remember that yesterday, comrade General over the shoulder straps bit?
- Do not agree. That walk could - Yes. Gypsies, even more so. We must have some civil rest. But to the General, and even for a place like this? No! Stand down! We have a chain of command and seniority. Follow me!
№ 292762   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 12:39
It is our sacred duty to defend the Motherland and to observe the rules of personal hygiene! Otherwise all of us will go through the ass. Therefore, more efficient route to the part we have to take the bus... and head to the part.
№ 292761   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 12:36
- To marry someone driven. With Gypsies and corps de ballet.
I love the chorus...
- And about "someone" in the newspaper of Gudok wrote. He drug trade through kiosks "Sayuzdruk."
- Nice to live not forbid
№ 292760   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 12:33
- If the "hot spot" will send the reward star apartment without a queue, and, of course, everywhere queue.
- If a leg blown off in a social wooden give, the parrot-matershinnika and a black mark.
№ 292759   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 12:30
- Will you, "Fyodor", Bomb...
- Why Bomb?
Because crabby... You, Vlad, be Bayonet because slender... And I'll be the Bullet because the target!
№ 292758   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 12:27
- To the fortuneteller do not go! Drunk the military, not let!
- This shell-shocked ensign in the battle for the freedom of our Motherland. He is a hero, and you have it in the part be given.
- Okay, bring it up. But! In the corridor of the hero don't let go - I have carpets.
№ 292757   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 12:24
This ensign is deeply ill-mannered type. Yes there are rude! Wild private!
№ 292756   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 12:21
The commanders in the bushes not Slabada!
Let's get him to the station allotted. What would he suffer? Let Pussycat...
He entered the booth and locked the door forever.
- Come on, eh?.. Maybe he's sick?
- Good for him!
Smyrna-a! The commander comes out! Saryn on Kichko! [Looked at the ensign waiting for him on the Bomb, the Bayonet and the Bullet and back the toilet was locked.]
№ 292755   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 12:18
- Boys do not want to corrupt love?
- I'm the person gnawed.
№ 292754   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 12:15
Of course, I do not mind if you that hydrocephalus will be swaddled...
Quote Explanation: On a drunken ensign.
№ 292753   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 12:12
- What are we eating boys?
- I - many. Olivier and mayonnaise more. We have a good canteen Olivier gave a lot. Once I even fainted - nakushalsya. My master was carrying home.
Trois of Butel de vodka, avec Plaisir.
№ 292752   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 12:09
- Guys, you have money. Need General drawing with a compass to buy a gift.
I know down the road, one with the awesome pens!..
Quote Explanation: The ensign wants to drink.
№ 292750   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 12:03
- The military and us weapons?
Three hundred thirty-five.
Quote Explanation: How ensign has already asked the recruits.
№ 292749   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 12:00
- You as "Fyodor", name?
- My name is Anatoly Vasilyevich Pestelev. I'm the toolmaker... fourth grade.
- What you name is not called?
- What their pampered!? The documents themselves are lost. Let looking.
№ 292748   Added MegaMozg 02-07-2017 / 11:57