Character: Bullet

Waving hanky, I decided to admit that Bobkov, it's me.
- If you knew my friends. I told them a lot of money owed. Although they themselves run up. In the hands of the bills popped. In the face of rushed.

- As usual, "national", or "El Gaucho"?
- Today in the military enlistment office.

In the air hovered the dreadful spirit of the holiday. We brought a pig, which Talalaev after drinking soak from the gun.

Later, ikhtiandry ***you!

And that's our dad, General Talalaev. Questions?
- No questions. Let menu.
- I menu. Roll with poppy seeds, Baba with rum, eclairs, cigarettes "prima" water "Bell".
- Coffee?
Coffee to the officers only. From coffee nerves. The order of the General.

- As there is in the civilian world? The women have?
- There is little, surprised.

- And you remember that yesterday, comrade General over the shoulder straps bit?
- Do not agree. That walk could - Yes. Gypsies, even more so. We must have some civil rest. But to the General, and even for a place like this? No! Stand down! We have a chain of command and seniority. Follow me!

- If the "hot spot" will send the reward star apartment without a queue, and, of course, everywhere queue.
- If a leg blown off in a social wooden give, the parrot-matershinnika and a black mark.

- Will you, "Fyodor", Bomb...
- Why Bomb?
Because crabby... You, Vlad, be Bayonet because slender... And I'll be the Bullet because the target!

The commanders in the bushes not Slabada!
Let's get him to the station allotted. What would he suffer? Let Pussycat...
He entered the booth and locked the door forever.
- Come on, eh?.. Maybe he's sick?
- Good for him!
Smyrna-a! The commander comes out! Saryn on Kichko! [Looked at the ensign waiting for him on the Bomb, the Bayonet and the Bullet and back the toilet was locked.]

- Guys, you have money. Need General drawing with a compass to buy a gift.
I know down the road, one with the awesome pens!..

Maqsood, as I admire your wit and courage! To you of dollars and stick.

Ah, poor you, comrade recruit.
- And who are they now good?
- You have business not just bad, but even worse.
- Than before?
Much. Nightmare.
- A nightmare! What do we do, comrade CID?
- Will help the relevant authorities to identify unreliable elements in the army.
- I know this one.
There were a bunch.
- Holy Moly! ... From the duty officer in Gaza.
- Detail: some gases, marking, derivatives?
- Gases - especially suffocating. Derivatives: smoked sausage cheese "Wave" lemonade "Bell". The shelf life has expired! As from the bathroom out is half an hour to go is impossible: it hurts my eyes!
Yeah. Clear. Keep tracking and we will contact you. Free!

My grandfather, miracle heroes.