Movie: DMB. Page 4

No, the military is not a profession. It is sexual orientation...

- That a citizen, are you awake?
Not tempt, eagle, unnecessarily. We want to Cheburashka Who is Looking for Friends to serve in the artillery!
There are no obstacles to the patriots!

- We have beliefs.
- What are these beliefs?
We believe in our Lord, Govinda, and he told us to shoot people will not allow it.
- Everything you come to us. And Govinda your nothing. Watery, but nothing. And to cut you again, not necessary. And people you can see, endurance: four hours of "hare Krishna" yelling is not everyone can pull it off... Go to hisvoice.

Nature is not a temple, and certainly not a workshop. The nature of the targets and fire, it should lead to defeat.

You see, the Cheburashka-At-Which-No-Friends, I haloperidol eaten, and I was in the army is pulling more and more. What do I do, the Cheburashka-At-Which-No-Friends?

Zinaida! To mom, with suitcases! And you, young man, pull your pants up and me a record book. Then in the army. Years you right.

- Tolya, what are you all of our work burnt?
- I didn't mean to. Experiment it was. On the subject of an innovation proposal.
- Why didn't I at least accounting to the dining room to leave?
- What is it?
Today pay was supposed to be.
- I had not thought of.
- Do not think! Now, think of them as the first train the troops drove off - and then sasaguchi in a cage, like a giraffe.

- Mom, I don't want to go into the army... I'm afraid.
Well, it is necessary to call uncle Vitya Erdenova. He's a technician, he knows how the army not to go.

- There is such a word: "Must"!
- I then oath will not accept!
- Oh, buddy, you're young... you don't choose an oath, and the oath chooses you! Warrant officer, write down these simple, but at the same time, great words.

- The patient, you brought the money? Excuse me, but why you as haloperidol?
- I naturally eat, and I was driven to the madhouse.
- But why?!
Not stomps me in soldiers to go.

Chao, Pinocchio! You can even write me a letter of "demand". My name is Sebastian Pereira, a trader ebony! Joke.

The army needs soldiers in the army without soldiers is absurdity and corruption.

I was suffocating from the world. World sympathy to me, too experienced. I had to make a choice. In the monasteries were not allowed to smoke in prisons - to drink was the army. The army is a wonderful country of freedom... and from the world, and myself.

- That soldiers who simsa?
- Yes, ssus!
Is a soldier, not a problem. So today the environmental situation. All piss. I ssus. Even the commander in chief pysatsya, it happens. But according to the situation. What do we because of this, the latter duty not to give? Your shameful disease we feat define. Send in the Marines. There you also begin to shit.