Character: Vincent VEGA
You know, in Paris they call a quarter pounder with cheese?
- They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
- They have the metric system there. They are generally there don't understand what the fuck a quarter pound.
- And what do they call him?
- They call it a "Royal cheeseburger".
- "Royal cheeseburger"? Then what they call "big Mac"?
- "Big Mac" is "big Mac", but they call it "Le big Mac".
- And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
- They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
- No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
- Then what do they call it?
- They call it a Royale with cheese.
- A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
- Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2018 / 05:06
You know that they are there in Holland poured on the fries instead of ketchup?
What?
- Mayonnaise!
- Damn it!
- I saw how they do it. Just pour all this shit.
- You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
- What?
- Mayonnaise on.
- Goddamn.
- I've seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2018 / 05:04
- Well, you know, on the TV show series...
- I don't watch TV.
- Yeah, but you know they invented a thing called TV. And that TV show shows.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 07:22
- If you let him get away with half a Grand, I'll shoot him! From the principle.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 20:57
- Really?
- In fact, no one knows what Marselas threw Tony out the window. No one, except Marselas and Tony. And when you little scamps get together you're worse than a circle of cutting and sewing.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:47
- If the series went into business, in each series I would have told the bearded anecdote.
- You know a lot of bearded anekdotov?
Well, actually, I managed to tell only one, because we took only one series.
- Tell.
- No. You wouldn't like it, and I'd be embarrassed.
- You were ready to tell fifty million people, and you can't tell me? I promise I won't laugh!
- I'm afraid of, Vincent.
That's not what I meant. Well, you know...
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:47
They've got everything a bit wrong. I mean, they have everything exactly the same as here, only a little different.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:47
- How much is this milkshake?
- Five dollars.
In him, the Bourbon add?
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 15:24
Well, now, you me excuse, but I'll go home and collapse there with a heart attack.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 08:00
Don't you hate that?
What?
- Awkward silence. Why do people need to talk about something in order to feel at ease?
I do not know. Good question.
Only when you find your person, can be silent for hours and having a lot of fun.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 03:21
You could take the shotguns.
- How many?
- Three-four.
- Including our guy?
I'm not sure.
- Then five or six?
Maybe.
You could take the shotguns.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 03:21
- Take off your shirt and find her heart.
Won't find?
- We will be giving her a shot in the heart, so it would be more exact!
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MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:09
