Character: Gomez Addams

- Tell me, do you really love Ophelia?
- Of course... if we forget that I hate her.

What did you dream?
- Into a coma.

- You will not believe it, but my bees flew out of the box!
- What a nightmare! But how?
- I don't know... [the box on the table moves] What a nightmare! Thing! You took the box?
- The thing is, we've told you once: do not touch other people's stuff!
[Motion thing]
- No, apologies will not help. You are behaving badly!
- You're bad!
- Do you always read other people's letters, leave the light on in the toilet and never think about others.
- Morticia law. You're selfish! Selfish, selfish!
[The thing runs off]
Oh, my God. She was offended.
- I wasn't too strict?
- No. And then, the Thing can't be mad at me. [heard the sound of breaking dishes] for a long time.

- Marriage without love - a tradition in our family. And yet not a single divorce!
Only a few murders...

Our guy is a politician of the old school: he forgets not only his promises but also his colleagues!