Character: Rabbit



Witness The March Hare!
- I didn't say anything...
- He denies it and!
And I didn't think...
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― Winnie, Winnie! Vinnie, what's wrong with you?
― Help!
― Well, you know that? Stuck? All clear, he was stuck.
― No, I'm just resting. This is all because someone is too narrow of a door.
― No, all because someone eats too much.
― What to do now?
― What to do? Nothing. Wait until he's back on the weight.
How long... to wait?
― A week!
Quote Explanation: After Pooh visited, he thought that perhaps not too long to overstay if you don't want to fall into a hopeless situation. What I thought the Rabbit - no one would know. Because he was very educated.
№ 324695   Added MegaMozg 29-04-2018 / 16:06
― Well, well. If there's nothing else you want...
― Is there anything else?
№ 324694   Added MegaMozg 29-04-2018 / 16:05
- Then, please tell me where Rabbit is?
- He went to see his friend Winnie the Pooh.
Oh, so it's just me.
- What do you mean "I"? "I" are different!
- I - I mean, Winnie-the-Pooh.
- Are you sure?
№ 256840   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:14
- Look, a Rabbit, aren't you?
- No, not me.
№ 256838   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 14:14
- Hey, anybody home? I ask: Hey, anybody home?
- No! And there is no need to shout, I the first time heard.
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- And you that, already? asked the Rabbit.
- What, do you perhaps have anything else? said Pooh. - You're not in a hurry Piglet?
- No.
Well, then we sit some more...
And they sat for a while, then another bit, then another...
№ 149605   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 22:02
Yo-Ho-Ho! And a bottle of carrot juice!
№ 128275   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 19:05
Not very polite to leave the guests as soon as you're done.
№ 116215   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 11:56
- I don't see much point, ' said the Rabbit.
- No, said Pooh humbly, here. But he was going to be here when I began to speak. Obviously, something happened on the way.
№ 55066   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 11:13
You know, here in the Forest, should not be allowed to house anyone.
№ 32763   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 11:43
- Pooh, you can RUB honey or condensed milk?
- You honey or both? Of both, and you can without bread.
№ 22089   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 03:34
And it's all because someone is too narrow of a door...
- No! All because someone eats too much!
№ 22087   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 03:33
The dry summer... the Knights went too small...
№ 9109   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 00:59
What do you mean "I"? "I" are different!
№ 4586   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:15