Character: Nigel Walker

You can be a scammer, but the Scam is the art.

- Come on, I was just about to have Breakfast.
- Anchovies and red wine?
- Yes, in vain have red with fish.
- And can, in vain have wine for Breakfast?
- I'm on vacation.

- What is it, mi amore?
- I once had to pack. Remember, you drop me.
- ERM... I was lying in a coma.

- Tell us what's in those documents?
- So, I bought a statue from a gentleman in a private auction in London, and he received it in an inheritance from his uncle. He bought it here in a shop of Zurich, which closed thirty years ago. They bought the statue in Damascus, in the fifties.
- London 2017, Zurich 1983, Damascus 1956-th. How come that all the documents typed on the same machine? Your!