Character: Sonny Souk

- Hey Munchkin, you ready to fuck this chick?
- Just so you know, the old woman, when I was in the Slammer, everyone called me a three-legged!
Ha! When your feet are at ten centimeters, I see no reason to be proud of.

There is no concept of an alcoholic. There is just a weak liver.

- Come on, son, just like old times...
- In the old days? You mean the hell? Why didn't you say. Ya!