Character: Hugo Bostwick

- And you just possess the necessary qualifications, Hugo?
- Relax, Dawkins! I took a full course of training, three went to Vietnam.
- You fought in Vietnam?
- I actually went on the tour. I was in the army because of flat feet is not taken. So. Less words - more blood! [wipes hand fleece]
- A-a-a-a-a-a!!!
- It's just fleece.
- It was too scratchy!
It doesn't hurt. [pulls out a huge syringe] If you don't want the opposite.